30 minutes and one nearly clogged toilet later, I was done. Needless to say, despite the fact that I don't like taking shits anywhere besides my bathroom at home for some reason, I wound up sitting on the toilet in the guest bathroom after a few minutes of flatulence and agonizing abdominble pain. My stomach was burning, I couldn't walk, things were uncomfortable. Our group of friends were doing the usual stuff, watching ridiculous anime I had bought on VHS from Half-Price Books, Taco Bell was probably being eaten, one or more of us was probably not sober, etc, etc. Once upon a time, I was at my friend Tony's house.

Now that I've gotten that over with, let's proceed to the interesting stuff.

If this does not sound appealing to you, you should either close out of this page or proceed to the comments section and troll away.

A call to arms for the salvation of print media which may or may not be overly idealistic.

Pretentious ridiculousness you may or may not agree with.

A semi-epic but not really account of a bowel movement I once made that may or may not have changed my life for the better.

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The film Blonde, set to come out on Netflix this September, has actress Ana De Armas( No Time to Die) portraying the complicated life of the iconic blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe. Netflix has just released the teaser trailer for Blonde, an upcoming film about Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe following all the ups and downs of her eccentric life.

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